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eBack the Fuck Up

a ғιery ѕpray oғ napalм-covered вeaυтιғυl wordѕ тнaт leave a ғlaмιng "ғυcĸ yoυ" ιn тнe aғтerмaтн
Jul 28 '14

conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box
Jul 28 '14
spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero)

Jul 28 '14

"Harry picked it up and stared at it, his heart twanging like a giant elastic band. No one, ever, in his whole life, had written to him."

(Source: olympius)

Jul 28 '14
sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

(Source: sassykardashian)

Jul 28 '14

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

Jul 28 '14

imallforspooky:

ladyavenger:

64kbps:

64kbps:

can firebenders bend hot people

18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website

yes

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I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT

(Source: shalrath)

Jul 28 '14

illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos

Jul 28 '14

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

Jul 28 '14

poetic:

I can admire a female body without being sexually attracted to it. A man can admire a male body without being sexually attracted to it. When will people get this?

Jul 28 '14
Jul 28 '14

prongsmydeer:

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Bless you for bringing your broom everywhere you Quidditch-obsessed nerd.

Jul 28 '14

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping
Jul 28 '14

ask-gallows-callibrator:

heteromilk:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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holy shit is this dont hug me im scared

Yes. Ocs.

(Source: straahl-inspo)

Jul 28 '14
iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

Jul 28 '14

shingeki-no-fair:

when you almost drop something on the ground but you catch it in time

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(Source: sayakist)